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I do NOT like this journal better than my other one, Im just testing things.
I just thought this was so awesome. But most of you are lazy and wont read it .__. *cry*
So like I have to order toner at work right. And I have a TECH guy or something help me with ordering even though I really dont need it because I can order it myslef off the website. BUT THE WEBSITE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE OHGOD HOW DO PEOPLE GET PAID TO MAKE SHIT LIKE THAT AUGH. anyway. He used to call me seriously every couple of weeks to tell me about HOW I COULD GET FREE STARBUCKS if I ordered etc baklhblahablh. And I always said yea guy no. Because I have a lot in stock. Like seriously. I had no fucking clue why we had so many on stock. Like the last guy before me who ordered went on some super ordering spree.
So anyway I got really tired of talking to him on the phone every couple of weeks just to hear him talk about his weekend...and me telling him "no we fucking dont need any toner yet" So I was getting really irritated because he just wasnt getting the point that WE HAD TOO MANY and its NOT GOING ANYWHERE so PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE STOP CALLING OH MY GOD. SO I sent him an e-mail asking if he could just send me e-mails from then on so I didnt have to hear his stupid voice. And he sent me a reply with OH IM SORRY DID I OFFEND YOU?
I wanted to murder him. so bad.
So I said no Im just really busy and it would be better if you just e-mailed me. Thanks! But in a nicer way : because its my job to be friendly to dicks.
anyhoo. Maybe a month later GUESS WHO I GOT A CALL FROM.
MY BEST FRIEND!!!!! yes!
So I just got so annoyed I blew up my work. with fire.
And then a couple weeks went by and I told the receptionists to tell me when he was calling and to just transfer him to my voicemail. So for awhile I was like cool. Dont have to talk to that asshole!
But then I had a problem ordering stuff online so I sent him an e-mail. Me:
Hey, I ordered some toners last week but didnt recieve them yesterday, so I'm wondering if they're supposed to come in sometime today?Him:
There was a delay on our QH-4300's, it will arrive today .The other 4 cartridges should be there already, do I need to track them as well?Me:
They havent come yet either! So yea I think so.
Then he tried to call me. But you know I have my calls screened lol. So the receptionist told him I was at lunch. Me:
Hi! sorry I missed your call, I called you back earlier but you might have been away from your desk or on the phone. Did you need me for something?Him:
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT? He didnt say YES I would have liked to actually talk to you! or YES you could have picked up your damn phone!! But NO it was a simple YES RING. WTF IS THAT SHIT. LOL
Then like 10 minutes later he sent me another e-mailHim:
I wanted to tell you in person, but your receptionist demands I walk through a metal detector before allowing me to talk to you. The credit card info you provided on our web site was invalid. Since we have a good business history, we released the order on a Net 30. This means that your card hasn't been charged yet & all you'll have to do is call "some chick" at 800-Imanass ext fuck with your card info to pay. And all will be well.
Hopefully this letter finds you with both deliveries made.
Have a great day
HAHAHA OH GOD METAL DETECTOR!! I was ROFL-ing out the door!!! OH MY GOD!
So a couple times after that he tried calling and I "wasnt there lol" but he still would send me a friendly little e-mail. The SAME e-mail. Him:
Hello Erica, You have been tough to get a hold of lately. I'm sure you have been very busy with work and haven't had the time to order your printer supplies so I thought I would just drop you a line to make it a little easier on you. (That's my job, to make this part easier on you) Just reply to this email with your order and I will have it processed and out to you today.
Take care and do me a favor, don't work so hard. Have a great day!
Thats his job. OHGOD. Why do you like to torment me so? Yea and its MY job to how how much toner we have in stock. Dumbfuck.
So I sent my lovely friend an e-mail
We're good on toner, thank you for checking in! I have a good supply. Its the same supply I talked to you about before when you first called months and months ago. (seriously Da peeps it was a year) The toner doesnt seem to go anywhere in this office because people dont use their printers as much as they do the copiers. (those toners are supplied by someone else) Thats why I havent ordered any in a long time. And I dont know when I will have to order anymore because I have 6 1400s and they dont go anywhere. I have 4 4100s and they dont go anywhere. And the same goes for the rest. I have stocks of every number I need and I dont know when I will ever run out of them because they seem to never leave my area. And I cant take any specials you have on toners because we are limited in space. So the only time I can order more is when we actually need them. So I just wanted to let you know.
and he replied with oh! thanks for letting me know etc, I had no idea you were so stocked! (LOL) I'll leave you alone for awhile! (LOL)
So today I was at work trying to actually order some toners from the website and I noticed the billing and shipping info was addressed to someone that didnt work with us anymore so I tried updating the info but the site wouldnt let me. So I sent my friend a friendly e-mail. Me:
Hi! can you please do me a favor etc....
The person now in charge of billing is "so and so" And the shipping would be me.
If you could make these changes whenever you get a chance I'd greatly appreciate it! Thank you.
I swear to god you guys not a second later I hear my phone ring. And its an outside call. SO I PICKED IT UP AND CALLED THE RECEPTIONIST! And said HI WHO ARE YOU TRANSFERING TO ME OMG!!!!! And she was all Oh its that guy you dont like DONT PICK IT Up!!! AGOUHOUDDHJH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A FUCKING CREEPY MOTHER FUCKER.
So you know I didnt answer his call >__> But he went back to the receptionist and asked to speak to me again and she told him I was out to lunch and he was all yea I know shes out to lunch but I need to speak with her. DUH. So she said "I can tranfer you to her voicemail!" and he said "no thats ok" and hung up.
So he replyed to my e-mail and said "Done, did you place an order on our website?"
and I told him not yet because I needed to speak to my supervisor first.
AND HE CALLED ME AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH ME WHY DONT I JUST GET HIS ASS FIRED.
But this time he actually left me a message on my voicemail.
AND HERES WHAT HE SAID. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!!!!!!!!!! (this is word for word btw)Him:
Erica!! Its stupidface from dumbfucks! I didnt know you'd RATHER place an order online than speak to me and have you BRIGHTEN my day like I brighten yours! I'm almost hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But thats ok, If you like the cold callous feedback of a website and NO OFFERS of any free goodies than go ahead and use the online website and place the order! I WELCOME THAT ORDER! But if you would like to CUSTOMIZE and have a little HUMAN TOUCH then give me a call!!I have about 15 minutes left from work!
LOTS OF LOVE YOUR SECRET ADMIRERER STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE.
and if you're still here...
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